Slotch Sanitarium

Closing November 9 - Are the voices talking a little more than they should? Do the spiders in your soup clap their hands and laugh at you when you are just trying to relax? Slotch Sanatarium is now accepting patients for our experimental new procedure in treating and curing the chronically ill and fatigued. Side effects will include crying, loss of breath, panic attacks, screaming, and involuntarily bowel movements. Strap in for the shock therapy of your life! The voices are real, the pain is real....The fear is real!