The Elf Experiments

Opening November 25 - The Elf Experiments began when, for the first time in history, Santa could not keep up with the world's demand for presents. Jolly old St. Nick saw that his elves simply could not produce toys fast enough to keep up with the growing population and the ever-increasing demands for more presents. He couldn't bear the thought of disappointing the children of the world again. This thought festered in Santa's mind. The elves needed to be faster, and stronger, have no hunger, and have no need for sleep. This way, they could produce more toys than ever before. So Santa began the elf experiments on his poor little helpers. He knew no one could ever find out about these dreadful experiments. The world would not understand. Santa called the research from these experiments, the Elf Files, and hid them away in a secret research facility, named the "NPH" (North Poles Hope), where he executed his nightmarish plan. Sadly, things have gone horribly wrong. Communication with the facility has been lost and quarantine has been activated. All that could be heard from the last transmission were Christmas songs being sung somberly along with elvish screams pleading "Why Santa? Why?!" Thankfully, Santa has come to his senses and with horrible guilt, confessed and asked you, Santa's #2, and your Elite Liberating Fight Squad, or E.L.F.S, to breach the facility and destroy the abominations Santa created. You must gain access to the entire facility and overload the reactor core to destroy the horrid elf experimental facility along with the Elf Files. YOU MUST SAVE CHRISTMAS! Execute your mission quickly before quarantine is lifted. Santa only knows what horrors await your squad if you don't finish in time. Good luck and ho ho ho.