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What form will civilization’s end take? CHOOSE THY FATE! Bring out your Poor, your Hungry; your Dead, White and Blue. Vomit forth the Huddled Masses and let them see! This is no ordinary election, no mere spectacle of mortal politics. Nay, dear Countrymen, this is a sacred rite to determine the course of your destruction, where the very fate of humanity is at stake. This fight’s mediator is dear old Uncle Sam. Is he the puppet master guiding you to your salvation or wickedly to your doom? Will Lady Fury, with her fiery wraith, set the world on fire when she screams to life? Will Blind Justice reign supreme to strike down the innocent and evil alike? Will “AI” become sentient and command all media technology secretly behind the scenes? Will the Throne of Lies spew forth disinformation, distorting the truth to lead you to choosing poorly? Make your choice wisely, for the consequences of your decision shall reverberate through the annals of forever. In this crucible of destiny, you are not mere bystanders, but active participants in the cosmic struggle between all things good and unholy. Your vote, cast with conviction and resolve, is your only weapon against the encroaching shadows. Who will be the Harbinger of your destruction? CHOOSE THY FATE! Will the end come by PESTILENCE, whose virulent touch heralds plagues and debilitating disease? Or perhaps thru WAR, whose fiery sword ignites the flames of conflict and chaos throughout the nation-states? You may choose to cast your lot with FAMINE, whose hungering gaze consumes all in its path. Or, enter your final vote for DEATH itself, The Pale Rider, who drowns everything into the black release of oblivion. The choice is yours, dearest Citizen, and yours alone. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are your contenders… So come forth and prepare to confront the darkness that will surely engulf you all. Embrace your civic duty and choose the way forward for the soul of America. For the soul of humanity itself. For in this final election, the fate of eternity hangs in the balance, and it could all go to HELL!! Welcome to the Hellection 2024. Choose Thy Fate!!!
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