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Opening August 30 - It’s been awhile since the last time we were scared of those pathetic pieces of man-meat that used to chew on our neighbor’s stomach before we developed the art of separating head, from body and got real good at it. Word down the crick is the boys and girls in suits are finally opening up the RED ZONE for “ORGANIZED RECREATIONAL ZOMBIE HUNTING PARTIES” or “O.R.Z.H.P.s”… (suits and their dopey a-cro-nyms). IT’S TIME TO GET UP OFF THAT SAGGY BUTT AND GRAB THE CLOSEST THING THAT REACQUAINTS THE STUMBLING DEAD WITH BEING DEAD!
- Scary