@MikethePuzzler's reviews on Morty

Atlantis Rising

PanIQ Room - Atlantic City

Escape room
IRL

I would never play another game here. First the staff was terrible, they had no interest in being there or running the game. It was like we offended him by showing up for our game. The puzzles were terrible, I felt like I broke two or three things trying to solve stuff. The decorations were literally crumbling off the walls. 10 out of 10 do not reccomend and this is their best room...

Curse Of The Gold Skull

Amazing Escape Room - Freehold

Escape room
IRL

If you've done any of the "Skull" rooms, you've done this room. The last one I did was a Jade Skull. The room is fsirly easy and linear. Its a decent starter room, but don't expect anything amazing.

Sweet Tooth Candy Shoppe

East Coast Escape Room

Escape room
IRL

So, while I am not one to knock any room as they all have their subtle charm, this room is very old and tired. The story is a bit over the top, and the decor is very old, but the room has its charm. There are a couple need puzzles, and some challnging aspects, but it also have a couple time sink puzzles meant to distract from just how small the room is... All in all, glad I did it, but very very basic.

The Return of the Horseman

Cloak and Dagger Escape Rooms - Hamilton

Escape room
IRL

This was my frirst foray in the C&D rooms mow that they are in the bigget location. I didn't hate the new set up, I'm looking forward to getting into their wreck room!!! Right, this is about Horseman. I am pleased the owner has stopped trying to trick people, and focused on the story. The room is pretty expansive and well decorated with fairly puzzles the only thing that breaks the feel is the massove projector at one point, but other wise its a solid 8 of 10 room

Frozen In Time: The Race To Save Christmas!

PuzzleConnect Escape Rooms

Escape room
IRL

Merry Christmas! Well, almost Christmas. Let me say first that we can't be friends if you don't love Puzzle Connect, but who am I kidding as long as you aren't named Ebinizer you are going to love this room! I refuse to give spoilers becuase this place has some of the best puzzles I have ever played, and Frozen in Time is no exception. From the jump this room gets serious points for the decorations. Its not over done in how over done the theme is, from the wreath to the tree, its just pure perfection. Pay special attention to the sounds of this room, they don't "do" anything beyond enhancing your experience!!!!! Now, if you've read this far, here is the most important part of this post. I had the single greatear escaperoom experience of my life here! Play the Candy Room as a beginner, play Santa as a vet, and play Temple as a Master, all the rooms are great. I can't wait for their next room or ten! Seriously, please go, love the games, and the hosts. There is nothing not amazing about Puzzle Connection. #Love!

The Cellar

Think Solve Escape

Escape room
IRL

Not a bad room but a little gory. The freezer (no spoilers) is just plain gross. Everytime I opened it I nearlt vomitted. Not my favorite room in the place, bit not my least favorite. Worth doing, of course, but I'm glad its at the end of the series.

Nautilus Rising

Solve It Sherlock

Escape room
IRL

While the room was fine, its the same as the one that was at Cloak and Dagger in Hamilton NJ last year. The atmosphere is decent, but mind the cabinets, I rammed my knee into the so many times I have a welt. I would totally reccomend the room, but its difficult so be prepared.

The Candy Shoppe

PuzzleConnect Escape Rooms

Escape room
IRL

Happy Birthday to me! So, we came here specifically for my brithday and my wife and I took on the Candy Shop. Let me tell you, this game is in mu top 5 rooms of all time. The puzzles are really solid and well executed. They also flow with utter perfection. This room will be fun for experienced players and delightful fot newer players. If this is your first game, you are in for a treat. Personal Note: If you like escaperooms and want to talk to someone about them, Frank is the man. I'd have stayed all night to get suggestions! His partber Christina is also the sweetest person ever and equally as knowledgable. They are the best owners I've met on New Jersey! Play all tbis games two or three tomes each! #Respect!

Safe House

Think Solve Escape

Escape room
IRL

I will say that this is not their best room and it doesn't have the story of the other rooms, but its pretty good nonetheless. If you son't know, TSE l links the stories of their rooms amd this one feels like an intro level room. I would reccomend this, but thwy have so many better rooms, that I'd say do this one first as the others are more interesting!

The Campground

13th Hour Escape Room - Wharton

Escape room
IRL

I am not going to mince words, this was my FAVORITE room of all time. Did ut have flaws, yes, but was is fantastic? Yes! I can't reccomend this room enough, but go with 5ish people, you'll need it. The atmosphere was fnatastic, the story cool, and the layout was an excellent use of space. You really can make yourself feel like you are at a campsite, you just have to force your presepctive and pretend you are actually walking miles and not feet. SUPER well done.

𓆜𓋘𓄁 𓊛𓇙𓋸𓌤𓌥 𓌦 𓅐𓆢 𓆣 𓀉𓆤 𓆥 𓅑𓆘 𓆙 𓅒𓄙 𓄚 𓄛 𓅓𓃺 𓃻 𓅔 𓅕 𓃕 𓃖 𓃗 𓎷 𓄁𓎸𓅖 𓅽 𓅾 𓅿𓅗 𓅘 𓇆 𓇇𓅙 𓅚 𓁵 𓁶𓂵 𓂶𓃝𓋲 𓋳𓀬 𓅛𓁃 𓂺𓅜 �𓅝𓃄 �𓄁𓅞𓂙 𓅟𓂿 𓆜𓋘𓄁 𓊛𓇙𓋸𓌤𓌥 𓌦 𓅐𓆢 𓆣 𓀉𓆤 𓆥 𓅑𓆘 𓆙 𓅒𓄙 𓄚 𓄛 𓅓𓃺 𓃻 𓅔 𓅕 𓃕 𓃖 𓃗 𓎷 𓄁𓎸𓅖 𓅽 𓅾 𓅿𓅗 𓅘 𓇆 𓇇𓅙 𓅚 𓁵 𓁶𓂵 𓂶𓃝𓋲 𓋳𓀬 𓅛𓁃 𓂺𓅜 𓂨𓅝𓃄 𓄁𓅞𓂙 𓅟𓂿

Aunt Sue's Apartment

Think Solve Escape

Escape room
IRL

Prety solid room, a rather basic, how tonget started escape room. I really enjoyed it, but would have LOVED it, if it was one of the first 10 rooms I did.

The Pharaoh

Klues Escape Room

Escape room
IRL

𓆜𓋘𓄁 𓊛𓇙𓋸𓌤𓌥 𓌦 𓅐𓆢 𓆣 𓀉𓆤 𓆥 𓅑𓆘 𓆙 𓅒𓄙 𓄚 𓄛 𓅓𓃺 𓃻 𓅔 𓅕 𓃕 𓃖 𓃗 𓎷 𓄁𓎸𓅖 𓅽 𓅾 𓅿𓅗 𓅘 𓇆 𓇇𓅙 𓅚 𓁵 𓁶𓂵 𓂶𓃝𓋲 𓋳𓀬 𓅛𓁃 𓂺𓅜 �𓅝𓃄 �𓄁𓅞𓂙 𓅟𓂿 𓆜𓋘𓄁 𓊛𓇙𓋸𓌤𓌥 𓌦 𓅐𓆢 𓆣 𓀉𓆤 𓆥 𓅑𓆘 𓆙 𓅒𓄙 𓄚 𓄛 𓅓𓃺 𓃻 𓅔 𓅕 𓃕 𓃖 𓃗 𓎷 𓄁𓎸𓅖 𓅽 𓅾 𓅿𓅗 𓅘 𓇆 𓇇𓅙 𓅚 𓁵 𓁶𓂵 𓂶𓃝𓋲 𓋳𓀬 𓅛𓁃 𓂺𓅜 𓂨𓅝𓃄 𓄁𓅞𓂙 𓅟𓂿

Lucky Dice Diner

Expedition Escape

Escape room
IRL

I'd rate this as a top 5 room. Adam the GM was awesome and I won't spoil it, but there is a puzzle that is nothing like anything I've seen before and I'm all in! I would highly recommend this room for Greasers, Jocks, and Truckers alike!! #Love!

Bank Heist

Expedition Escape

Escape room
IRL

First, I want to say Deja was a really great game master! This room, while solid, is rather low tech. This doesn't mean bad, but its more of a basic room. I would suggest it for beginners are puzzles are limited, and the space is a little tight for more than a few people. Knock it out for you list, but its not a "Top 10" room, but enjoyable nonetheless.

Society of Secrets

Escape The Puzzle

Escape room
IRL

I wanted to like this room a lot, but it fell short for a lot of reasons. First they tell you in the begining you will use nothing twice and that is a lie. They also consider this the hardest room so they are very free with the clues, often while we were in the middle of trying to solve them (it's like the didn't trust us) and three separate times the game master needed to come into the room to fix 2 different puzzles and said "Yeah this puzzle sucks." I can't a puzzle so much as a test of skill dropping a marble from one cup into the next and then trying to it is on this tiny hole... Oh and they forgot two different keys when they reset the room. The final puzzle is a game of skill, so that makes two puzzles skill challenges, and I am terrible at ring toss... Okay, here is what was good. The ambiance was interesting and the location was totally unique. Oh, they also didn't take out picture at the end or give us any closure on the story line. I will give this place another try, but I hope they retire this room soon or give it a major face lift

Witch Cabin

Think Solve Escape

Escape room
IRL

𓆜𓋘𓄁 𓊛𓇙𓋸𓌤𓌥 𓌦 𓅐𓆢 𓆣 𓀉𓆤 𓆥 𓅑𓆘 𓆙 𓅒𓄙 𓄚 𓄛 𓅓𓃺 𓃻 𓅔 𓅕 𓃕 𓃖 𓃗 𓎷 𓄁𓎸𓅖 𓅽 𓅾 𓅿𓅗 𓅘 𓇆 𓇇𓅙 𓅚 𓁵 𓁶𓂵 𓂶𓃝𓋲 𓋳𓀬 𓅛𓁃 𓂺𓅜 �𓅝𓃄 �𓄁𓅞𓂙 𓅟𓂿 𓆜𓋘𓄁 𓊛𓇙𓋸𓌤𓌥 𓌦 𓅐𓆢 𓆣 𓀉𓆤 𓆥 𓅑𓆘 𓆙 𓅒𓄙 𓄚 𓄛 𓅓𓃺 𓃻 𓅔 𓅕 𓃕 𓃖 𓃗 𓎷 𓄁𓎸𓅖 𓅽 𓅾 𓅿𓅗 𓅘 𓇆 𓇇𓅙 𓅚 𓁵 𓁶𓂵 𓂶𓃝𓋲 𓋳𓀬 𓅛𓁃 𓂺𓅜 𓂨𓅝𓃄 𓄁𓅞𓂙 𓅟𓂿