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    Christopher Dancarlo Danan (he/him/his) | Southern California

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    Cinema Slasher

    Cinema Slasher

    Knott’s Scary Farm

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    The concept and creative kills set this apart as one of the best of the 2023 batch. When it comes to slashers, the kills must be unique, creative, and fun, and this maze does not disappoint. With homages to tropes found in classic slashers, such as the sorority house or the camp grounds, it was fun to see how the killer dispatched their victims in gory, almost artistic ways. Make sure to hit this maze before the night ends.
    Mesmer: Sideshow Of The Mind

    Mesmer: Sideshow Of The Mind

    Knott’s Scary Farm

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    Going on its 3rd year, Mesmer still hits hard as one of the most creative mazes in the park. Delving into the dark corners of the mind in a dilapidated demented carnival, each encounter with the circus' denizens was unique and packed with details. I do miss the theatrical intro it had in its first year. The story can also be difficult to follow, as maze-goers quickly hop from room to room.
    The Chilling Chambers

    The Chilling Chambers

    Knott’s Scary Farm

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    Truly a stand-out maze with plenty to offer for both new and old fans. Long-time Knott's fans will get the most out of this one, as it is filled to the brim with references, Easter eggs, and nods to all 50 years of Knott's Scary Farm history. I especially applaud the homage to Larry Vincent, aka Sinister Seymour, who was the first ever celebrity host for the very first Knott's Scary Farm. I gleefully shouted when I saw Elvis from Lost Vegas, as that was one of the first mazes I did during my first visit to Knott's Scary Farm back in 2007. And the trip through the Doll Factory, one my favorite mazes of all time, plucked all the strings for the fan boy inside of me. Nothing but love for this one. For all you fans out there, make sure to make time for this one.
    Delusion: Nocturnes & Nightmares - [Season 2023]

    Delusion: Nocturnes & Nightmares - [Season 2023]

    Delusion

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    This year's Delusion packed strong thrills and was rewarding to both returning and new fans alike. Long-time attendees of the show will find the most fulfillment, as this year featured numerous throwbacks, references, and returning characters from previous shows, spanning over a decade of stories all combined in one ultimate meta plotline. Outside of the main show itself, the grounds contain a handful of activities to partake in. Enjoy entertainment and drinks on the second floor, and make sure to visit the attic before your showtime (wait times can vary, so grab a spot as soon as you arrive). There are also food and beverage offerings in the backyard, but I would stay away from there until after your show, as it is directly in front of the exit, within earshot of potential spoilers. Make sure to plan one final visit to the beautiful Phillips Mansion. This is one not to be missed.
    The Depths

    The Depths

    Knott’s Scary Farm

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    • Haunted house
    The Depths still goes strong 5 years after its debut. The Lovecraftian tale mixed with jaw-dropping wow moments fully immerse the viewer into its murky waters. Its climactic scene still leaves a deep impact with its gigantic scale. The plot is easy to follow with consistent pacing.
    Monstruos: The Monsters of Latin America [Season 2023]

    Monstruos: The Monsters of Latin America [Season 2023]

    Halloween Horror Nights

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    A pleasant surprise, Monstruous was one of Universal's original offerings for the 2023 year. The maze benefitted from strong set design and memorable key moments. I will never forget the image of El Silbon ripping out a victim's spine with his bare hands, a la Mortal Kombat. While the story may or may not make sense (I am biased since I watched John Murdy describe the maze in great detail during Midsummer Scream), I felt that the pacing was nice and primed the viewers with enough info to signal that they would meet a different creature from folklore.
    Origins: The Curse Of Calico

    Origins: The Curse Of Calico

    Knott’s Scary Farm

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    As one of the older mazes, Origins still stands out as one of the best, offering a peek into the past at the source of all the madness happening at Knott's Scary Farm: the hanging of Sarah Marshall aka The Witch. The special effects remain impressive, and the climax at meeting the witch herself still sends a joyful chill down my spine.
    Dark Ride: Castle of Chaos

    Dark Ride: Castle of Chaos

    Knott’s Scary Farm

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    • Haunted house
    The set design stood out as one of the most inspired and imaginative. What amazed me was that they built an entire dark ride, fully complete with animatronics and story beats that harken back to dark rides of the past. The path weaved the audience from the main attraction to behind the scenes in the maintenance corridors, building the story and anticipation until it climaxed into a mad scene of murderous hobo clowns roaming a hellish landscape.
    The Exorcist: Believer [Season 2023]

    The Exorcist: Believer [Season 2023]

    Halloween Horror Nights

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    Great addition to the 2023 lineup with some good scares and pacing. Even though I didn't see the movie, the storyline was easy to follow. Lighting and sound design was great, with the flashing lights and demonic chants piling onto the dread. It also had some good set pieces, such as the walk through the village.
    Pumpkin Eater

    Pumpkin Eater

    Knott’s Scary Farm

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    2022 marked the end of Pumpkin Eater, a maze that was always a joy for me to wander through. The smell of the cornfield, dank innards of the pumpkins, and blaze of the furnace attacked all the senses. The sound design was top-tier: skittering insects, squeaking mice, raging fires, and echoing screams of terror reverberated throughout the maze, backed by a steady deep heart beat that piled on the anxiety. Who knew pies could be so scary?
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