Lost in Space!

Who’d have thought it, a genuine alien craft found buried beneath the city of Wiesbaden! Of course, it’s been decommissioned by the authorities, and is therefore completely safe to climb aboard and experience a genuine extra-terrestrial artefact, now on show as the city’s proudest ever exhibit. Hang on, what’s that strange humming sound? Why has the airlock sealed itself shut? And why does the ticket office suddenly look like it’s getting smaller, and smaller, and… is that Earth? Mmm, I feel a little lightheaded, as if… as if the air is getting thinner. The clock is ticking down, and so is the oxygen. You have one hour before the ship becomes an airless tomb floating through space, with you its final ever occupants.