Escape the Swedish Furniture Store

You awake in a large overly-furnished space. You remember the smell of meatballs, hundreds of labels with words covered in accents, and sitting to rest briefly atop a modular futon. Stumbling groggily along what seems like an endless guided pathway, you finally emerge near cash registers to find the doors all locked. You're trapped! Picking up some papers nearby, however, you realise this was no accident...