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You're been bewitched by the dulcet tones of David and Peih-Gee.

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You escaped reality at Reality Escape Convention 2023! But did you return?

150 escape games played. Should I even congratulate you at this point? When was the last time you called your mother?

You're at 125 escape rooms played. You wield a blacklight with all the grace of a club kid with a glowstick.

Happy 100th Escape Room Gameiversary! Have an escake.

75 escape games played. Where has all the time gone? Do you remember when you used to listen to the GM's instructions?

You played 50 escape rooms. That's grounds for arrest in some places. Better keep this habit on the DL.

25 escape games played. Can you feel your powers growing?

You played 10 escape rooms! It's your first gameiversary. This is a magic moment, treasure it always.

I waited forever to get on Morty and all I got was this lousy badge.