You're at 125 escape rooms played. You wield a blacklight with all the grace of a club kid with a glowstick.

Blacklight Bard

You've done 3 haunts. Welcome to the club, it's weird in here.

Macabre Minion

I waited forever to get on Morty and all I got was this lousy badge.

You are mutually following 50 people. Where did you get all these friends?

You've written one hundred reviews! The Morty community owes you an eternal debt of gratitude.

Happy 100th Escape Room Gameiversary! Have an escake.

You escaped reality at Reality Escape Convention 2023! But did you return?

75 escape games played. Where has all the time gone? Do you remember when you used to listen to the GM's instructions?

You added 10 experiences to Morty, plus you wrote the first review of 10 experiences. Could you BE any more original?

Your milkshake brought 5 active users to our yard.

You've written fifty reviews! Is your arm getting tired?

You played 50 escape rooms. That's grounds for arrest in some places. Better keep this habit on the DL.