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The First Million

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You played 3 games at Quest Room in Los Angeles or Dallas.

You've played 175 escape games. At this point you can open a directional lock without even complaining about it.

150 escape games played. Should I even congratulate you at this point? When was the last time you called your mother?

You're at 125 escape rooms played. You wield a blacklight with all the grace of a club kid with a glowstick.

You've been to 25 haunts, and it's kind of starting to show.

10 haunts down. Looks like you're making something of a hobby of this.

You've done 3 haunts. Welcome to the club, it's weird in here.

Happy 100th Escape Room Gameiversary! Have an escake.

75 escape games played. Where has all the time gone? Do you remember when you used to listen to the GM's instructions?

You played 50 escape rooms. That's grounds for arrest in some places. Better keep this habit on the DL.